crystalqn:

time really does heal everything, for the most part.

(via raleiighagoncillo)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what’s time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

(Source: thougtofyou, via cha-low)

ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

(via cha-low)

laughbitches:

laughbitches:

mushrooms-and-roses:

laughbitches:

Sharks with human teeth

hehe

They look so happy 

Har har har

what about humans with sharks’ teeth?

“Hey there sexy.”

Okay who the fuck brought this back. 

(via tomatosandcookies)

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(via tomatosandcookies)

charmanclers:

you know when youre eating pizza and then all of a sudden the cheese does the thing

(via tomatosandcookies)

wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

(via tomatosandcookies)